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Gets your business named when people ask AI assistants for what you sell.
Work orderChicago, ILAI employees for small businesses
AI employees for the jobs that eat your week. We run them.
Meatheads Marketing checks your AI stack, then puts AI employees on the jobs that eat your week. We run them for you, and a person, Michael Miller, answers for every result. Unlike automation agencies, we don't hand you a tool to run; we run it.
- Operator
- Michael Miller
- Based in
- Chicago, IL
- Works with
- Chicagoland · Anywhere
- Runs
- AI employees, one job each
- Client zero
- Meatheads itself
How it works
One job, one AI employee, one person accountable.
No retainer to find out and no pitch deck. You talk to the person who runs it.
- 01 / Check
AI stack check
What the software you already pay for can do, and which jobs are still done by hand.
- 02 / Agree
One job, fixed price
We agree on one job, one AI employee, and a price before any work starts.
- 03 / Launch
Live with a hand-off
Anything it isn't sure about goes to a person. It never guesses on prices or promises.
- 04 / Report
Every week
What it did, what it handed to a person, and the hours it gave back.
The AI employees
Each one owns a whole job.
Single-trick tools now come built into the software you already pay for. What's worth adding is an AI employee that owns a whole job across your apps. The status on each is the honest one.
AI receptionist
Answers calls, texts and chat, books the job, passes urgent calls to a person.
Follow-up agent
Follows up on quotes and past customers as a conversation, not a drip.
Back-office agent
Moves work between your apps so nobody retypes it.
AI stack check
Shows what the AI you already pay for can do, and what's left.
Proof, plainly
We run it on ourselves first.
Meatheads is client zero. Every AI employee works on our own business before it works on yours, and we publish the numbers, including the bad ones.
0 of 19
Times Google's AI named Meatheads when asked buyer questions like "AI automation agency for small businesses in Chicago" (Sept 29, 2026). The get-found agent is working on it; the next number goes here.
9.4s
From a website form to a team alert in our first build, which runs on our own leads (measured on a real test lead, Sept 11, 2026).
1 person
Answers for every result: Michael Miller.
The rules
What our AI employees never do.
- Pretend to be a person. They say they are AI.
- Send anything in your name before you have approved the wording.
- Guess on prices, promises, or anything they aren't sure about. That goes to a person.
- Text anyone who hasn't agreed to it. A reply of STOP works the first time.
- Sell you something your software already does. If it can do the job, we tell you to switch it on.
A note from the operator
You’ll talk to the person who answers for it.
I’m Michael Miller. I run Meatheads Marketing out of Chicago. My background is business marketing and ten years of running a business myself, so I know what it’s like when the admin eats the week.
Meatheads Marketing is an independent business consulting firm in Chicago. It is not connected to Meatheads Burgers & Fries.
Every AI employee we run has a person behind it, and that person is me. If something goes wrong, you hear it from me first. I answer my own email and my own phone.
Michael MillerMeatheads Marketing LLC · Chicago, IL
Questions
Straight answers.
What is an AI employee?
An AI agent set up to do one recurring job in your business from start to finish, such as answering calls or following up on quotes. It hands the case to a person whenever it isn't sure.
How is Meatheads different from an automation agency?
An agency builds a tool and hands it to you to run. We run the AI employee for you: we watch it, fix it, and report on it every week, and Michael Miller answers for every result.
Where do I start?
With an AI stack check: what the software you already pay for can do, and which jobs are still done by hand. Nothing to buy.
What does it cost?
The AI stack check is free for the first 10 businesses. Every AI employee after that gets a fixed price, agreed before any work starts.
Do you work outside Chicago?
Yes. Meatheads Marketing is based on Chicago's Southwest Side and works with businesses anywhere. The AI employees run in the cloud.
Will my customers know they're talking to an AI?
Yes. Our AI employees say they are AI, and nothing is sent in your name until you have approved the wording.